Types of Facebook People

1) The “Lurker” – Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they… see you in public.
2) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3) “Mr/ Ms Popular” – Has 4367 friends for NO reason.
4) The “Gamer” – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.
5) The “Prophet” – Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.
6) The “Thief” – Steals status updates… and will probably steal this one.
7) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group, and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button.
11) The “Hater ” – Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.
12) The “Anti-Proofread er” – This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.
13) “Drama Queen/King ” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!” , or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong.. .but then they never finish telling the story.
14) “Womp Womp” – This person consistently tries to be funny…but never is.
15) The “News ” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.
16) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.. …
17) The “Fronter /Faker” – Pretends everything in their life is so grand but deep down inside they r falling apart! Only tries to convince u they r better and we all know it isn’t true!…

Which one are you?

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